machalatte Asked:D'aww, it's probably been said before, but you two are total cuties, and there cannot ever be too many adorable johndave cosplayers! <3!

(( thanks! we love all yous. a lot. ))


TG: surprise honeybunchesEB: wh-DAVE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS PRIVATE&#8212;TG: not a worry baby we can get famous off of this little dollop of sexyTG: say hello to the internet mrs kardashian EB: TURN THIS OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT! 

TG: surprise honeybunches
EB: wh-DAVE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS PRIVATE—
TG: not a worry baby we can get famous off of this little dollop of sexy
TG: say hello to the internet mrs kardashian
EB: TURN THIS OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT! 

two-kool-for-skool Asked:Oh my god, okay I just need to say how fucking adorable you guys are, merr I love you guys okay bye <333

((thank you!!! that flatters us yes n//n))

((hey guys thanks for 170 followers!! so just a note that we tend to update about every three weeks or so, and the reason is because school takes up a lot of our time this season, of course!! but we will continue to update you on a scheduled(somewhat lmao) basis!! thanks for understanding!!))

TG: hows the weather down there you eensy little fuckEB: pretty fucking fine, you douche. EB: and tippy toes don&#8217;t count, so stop that. TG: tippy toes arent a thing right now real wrapEB: sure they aren&#8217;t.  

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TG: hows the weather down there you eensy little fuck
EB: pretty fucking fine, you douche. 
EB: and tippy toes don’t count, so stop that. 
TG: tippy toes arent a thing right now real wrap
EB: sure they aren’t.  

TG: we tend to sleep TG: a lot actually TG: cuddles are more than a smidgen of the epitome of the word &#8220;fantastic&#8221; TG: although whenever we actually fucking do it takes john about five minutes to fall asleep on me TG: i dont mind as much as i used to though((&amp; thank you for calling us adorable &amp; all, shucks!! uguggdfug uou)) 


TG: we tend to sleep 
TG: a lot actually
TG: cuddles are more than a smidgen of the epitome of the word “fantastic”
TG: although whenever we actually fucking do it takes john about five minutes to fall asleep on me 
TG: i dont mind as much as i used to though
((& thank you for calling us adorable & all, shucks!! uguggdfug uou)) 

TG: he insists to be around me basically every second of every damn dayTG: not gonna blame him though considering wellTG: im meTG: dont need much more explanation than that i believe EB: oh shut up, jackass. you know you love me.TG: wow gay stop squishing my face with your grandma kisses TG: nevermind okay ngl i think that theyre actually wonderful please continue nanaEB: that&#8217;s what i thought. 


TG: he insists to be around me basically every second of every damn day
TG: not gonna blame him though considering well
TG: im me
TG: dont need much more explanation than that i believe
EB: oh shut up, jackass. you know you love me.
TG: wow gay stop squishing my face with your grandma kisses
TG: nevermind okay ngl i think that theyre actually wonderful please continue nana
EB: that’s what i thought. 

Anonymous Asked:are you two still taking asks?

((although we’re genuinely slow updaters, you can still feel free to send asks to our inbox— it might take quite some time for us to get around an answer certain ones because of school and all, but you can definitely still send something in & we’ll be sure to respond eventually!))

((omg why do we have 101 followers we have like 6 posts omg what but thank y’all anyways!! xx)) 

TG: i think its fair to say i am p much the embodiment of fitnessTG: i bet you i can lift the weight of ol johnny boy and me combined triplefoldEB: you really think so?TG: you bet your buns i doTG: watch me lift this telephone you can practically get punched in the mouth by just looking at these muscles EB: whatever you say, dave. 

TG: i think its fair to say i am p much the embodiment of fitness
TG: i bet you i can lift the weight of ol johnny boy and me combined triplefold
EB: you really think so?
TG: you bet your buns i do
TG: watch me lift this telephone you can practically get punched in the mouth by just looking at these muscles
EB: whatever you say, dave.