((hey guys thanks for 170 followers!! so just a note that we tend to update about every three weeks or so, and the reason is because school takes up a lot of our time this season, of course!! but we will continue to update you on a scheduled(somewhat lmao) basis!! thanks for understanding!!))
TG: we tend to sleep
TG: a lot actually
TG: cuddles are more than a smidgen of the epitome of the word “fantastic”
TG: although whenever we actually fucking do it takes john about five minutes to fall asleep on me
TG: i dont mind as much as i used to though
((& thank you for calling us adorable & all, shucks!! uguggdfug uou))
TG: he insists to be around me basically every second of every damn day
TG: not gonna blame him though considering well
TG: im me
TG: dont need much more explanation than that i believe
EB: oh shut up, jackass. you know you love me.
TG: wow gay stop squishing my face with your grandma kisses
TG: nevermind okay ngl i think that theyre actually wonderful please continue nana
EB: that’s what i thought.
((although we’re genuinely slow updaters, you can still feel free to send asks to our inbox— it might take quite some time for us to get around an answer certain ones because of school and all, but you can definitely still send something in & we’ll be sure to respond eventually!))
TG: i think its fair to say i am p much the embodiment of fitness
TG: i bet you i can lift the weight of ol johnny boy and me combined triplefold
EB: you really think so?
TG: you bet your buns i do
TG: watch me lift this telephone you can practically get punched in the mouth by just looking at these muscles
EB: whatever you say, dave.